1. It’s the Ten NYFW Commandments…WHAT?!

    New York Fashion Week is just ‘round the corner—you know how I know that?  Because certain people who shall remain nameless (shout out to anyone who really doesn’t have a name) just won’t shut the fuck up about it.  You know, the same lames who have prepared seven different outfits weeks in advance who, once the festivities actually begin, turn around say “ughch, I HATE fashion week.  I can’t wait for it to be over!”  In any event, enough with the formalities, let’s get down with it.

    1. No dickriding.  Seriously.  Leave the astroglide at home and stop whoring yourself around in an attempt to get an invite to some afterparty that’s probably going to be wack as balls anyways.
    2. Act like you’ve been there before.  I’m not saying to walk the line, Soup Nazi style.  What I am saying is to arrive on time, give dap to the few people you know in the audience, stay out of the pit’s focus and refrain from acting like you saw one of the Beatles debarking from a private jet after the show.  It’s a fashion show, not the Superbowl half-time show for crying out loud.
    3. Avoid PR types.  They are probably working and want absolutely nothing to do with you, but their preternatural desire to yack it up will render them incapable of resisting a conversation with you.  And then they’ll end up blacking out or falling into some sort of socializing K-hole only to wake up three days later, naked, holding a fish fillet outside McDonalds in Chinatown. You don’t want to get someone fired, do you?
    4. Don’t try to pick up babes at DVF.  It happens every year.  If you have no interest in handbags and wrap dresses, stay the fuck out of the women’s shows.  Hitting on some WIWT blogger broad smushed between a bunch of 20 year-old interns from Parsons in the back of the standing room is as good an idea as using a bag of Hot Cheetos as a viable form of contraception (hint: it doesn’t work).
    5. Leave the photographers alone.  If they want to shoot you, they will shoot you.  Do you really think prancing around outside, staring longingly past Milk Studios at the Hudson will give you any more of a chance at being photographed?  These dudes are at work, and you should respect that.  Tommy Ton doesn’t just show up to your office, sit in front of your cubicle and smoke cigarettes now, does he?
    6. Avoid ethnic cuisine.  You’re going to be networking all week—do you really think it would be a good idea to fill your bowels with huevos rancheros, garlic knots or yellow curry, knowing full well that the lid can fly off at any moment?  Your esophagus cannot discern whether you are talking to Michael Bastian or Lawrence Schlossman (bonus tip: you can always let one rip in front of Lawrence), but you can take the safe route and stick to salads and relatively odor-less proteins for the week.
    7. No live-tweeting.  You have something like 547 followers on Twitter, half of whom are your friends from high school and college.  What makes you think that they want to see to-the-minute updates of your baseless opinion regarding how prevalent creeper soles will still be in 2013?  
    8. Fashion’s Night Out is for cameos.  Hit multiple parties with efficiency.  Don’t be the guy who arrives at Stella McCartney at 7 and sticks around until 11 because you don’t want to miss Alexa Chung’s pre-recorded DJ set. (See also Commandment 2 above.)
    9. Pack a phone charger.  Shit’s as imperative as cigarettes in jail.  If you’re going to be Instatweeting and Tumblrbooking your little heart out, just think of the havoc you are going to unleash on your smartphone’s battery life.  
    10. Bring an extra pack of cigarettes.  Because I’m not running a charity and refuse to give away any of my own.  

    Yours in hate,

    NTB

  2. lovemensfashion:

Lesson Learned (by Shui Tsang)

Where’s Marv when you need to snap someone’s sternum?  
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  3. urbanemenswear:

Viktori, 19

“All my clothes are from Fida thrift stores.
The 50s, the 60s and Johnny Depp in the movie Public Enemies inspire me.”


This is called the “I found this blazer while clearing out my dead grandpa’s house and even though it doesn’t fit me I must wear it in his honor” look.  And what’s with that wimpy square barely poking out?  I mean, even Brooks’ crow Jake was displayed more prominently than that fucking thing, and if the warden found out homeboy would spend the next three weeks lunching on a cockmeat sandwich.  
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    urbanemenswear:

    Viktori, 19

    “All my clothes are from Fida thrift stores.

    The 50s, the 60s and Johnny Depp in the movie Public Enemies inspire me.”

    This is called the “I found this blazer while clearing out my dead grandpa’s house and even though it doesn’t fit me I must wear it in his honor” look.  And what’s with that wimpy square barely poking out?  I mean, even Brooks’ crow Jake was displayed more prominently than that fucking thing, and if the warden found out homeboy would spend the next three weeks lunching on a cockmeat sandwich.  

  4. That bowtie is obviously a decorative Laryngectomy because there’s no way in hell this Canadian groomsman is of the bowtie ilk.  

    That bowtie is obviously a decorative Laryngectomy because there’s no way in hell this Canadian groomsman is of the bowtie ilk.  

    (Source: allmightydenim)

  5. nicholasekinsey:

August 20, 2012. (by Stay Classic)

Nothing wrong with this photo, it’s just that at first glance I thought the sign said “Dick Burn,” and I said to myself “what an unfortunate name for a man’s store—they sell antihistamines or something?”

    nicholasekinsey:

    August 20, 2012. (by Stay Classic)

    Nothing wrong with this photo, it’s just that at first glance I thought the sign said “Dick Burn,” and I said to myself “what an unfortunate name for a man’s store—they sell antihistamines or something?”

    (via nicholasekinsey-deactivated2014)

  6. samuelpilot:

Tie and cravat combo? Not too sure if this works. 

Nice outfit, you lose a bet?
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    samuelpilot:

    Tie and cravat combo? Not too sure if this works. 

    Nice outfit, you lose a bet?

  7. I want to meet the stylist and photographer duo that agreed on making this chump pop a squat for whatever horrible magazine in which this ended up being featured.

    I want to meet the stylist and photographer duo that agreed on making this chump pop a squat for whatever horrible magazine in which this ended up being featured.

    (Source: stylingmen)

  8. Looks like something you’d find at a department store in Idaho or some shit.

    Looks like something you’d find at a department store in Idaho or some shit.

  9. thefashionbomb:

Men’s Fashion Flash: Swizz Beatz in Givenchy’s Skull and Cards Shirt at the Official Olympic London After Party at Camden’s RoundHouse

BRAND CONTROL; never forget these words.  Remember what happened to Moschino, Iceberg, Coogi, Versace, Tommy Hilfiger, Lacoste, Gucci, Burberry, Armani and Cristal in the ’90s?  Shit, only a few of the aforementioned ever really recovered from that debacle.  And no one wants to be the posterboy of a racial debate with the hip hop community, that’s for sure.  So, keep it simple: avoid making a quick dollar by not selling out to trashbags and keep your integrity, please.
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    thefashionbomb:

    Men’s Fashion Flash: Swizz Beatz in Givenchy’s Skull and Cards Shirt at the Official Olympic London After Party at Camden’s RoundHouse

    BRAND CONTROL; never forget these words.  Remember what happened to Moschino, Iceberg, Coogi, Versace, Tommy Hilfiger, Lacoste, Gucci, Burberry, Armani and Cristal in the ’90s?  Shit, only a few of the aforementioned ever really recovered from that debacle.  And no one wants to be the posterboy of a racial debate with the hip hop community, that’s for sure.  So, keep it simple: avoid making a quick dollar by not selling out to trashbags and keep your integrity, please.

  10. What advice to you have for preventing crotch blowouts on woolen flannel trousers? I had a pair bespoke tailor made for me in London, and even after giving them an initial soak in the bathtub with vinegar (while wearing them), they still blew out after 18 months of continuous wear. I don't know if it's because of I have particularly meaty thighs and sweaty balls, but if you have any advice, it would be appreciated. Thank you.

    Tsk tsk tsk…You’re using the wrong type of vinegar!  Even the n00biest of noobz knows that only balsamic vinegar will prevent a blow out.  The trick here is that you need to dye the balsamic vinegar the exact same shade as the trouser, otherwise you suffer the same fate as Jonah Hill in Super Bad.  And remember: it’s better to go commando during the soaking stage so that the fabric takes on the gentle, unique shape of your cock, truly making these trousers your own.  Good luck!

  11. thefashionbomb:

Fashion Bomber of the Day: Marques from Omaha

Oh shit, this must be a still from the filming of BET’s newest puzzle/reality show, Where’s Marques?  

    thefashionbomb:

    Fashion Bomber of the Day: Marques from Omaha

    Oh shit, this must be a still from the filming of BET’s newest puzzle/reality show, Where’s Marques?  

  12. cats-and-cardigans:

Color block. (by Travis Jones)
This is perfection.

He must’ve robbed Batman for them boots (logically) because they’re looking all sorts of avant-garde-vintage-shopping-on-eBay-from-goth-strippers-type limited edition and shit, and we all know how difficult it is to win those types of auctions, right?

    cats-and-cardigans:

    Color block. (by Travis Jones)

    This is perfection.

    He must’ve robbed Batman for them boots (logically) because they’re looking all sorts of avant-garde-vintage-shopping-on-eBay-from-goth-strippers-type limited edition and shit, and we all know how difficult it is to win those types of auctions, right?

  13. rich2diefor:

Saw this well-dressed guy the other day.
Picture taken by Richard

Let’s hope homeboy doesn’t take that thing off his neck and code red somebody.  

    rich2diefor:

    Saw this well-dressed guy the other day.

    Picture taken by Richard

    Let’s hope homeboy doesn’t take that thing off his neck and code red somebody.  

    (via downatfirststreet-deactivated20)

  14. Nice lunch box, bro.  All kidding aside, from the neck down, homie looks like a flat-chested, middle-aged Long Island divorcee strolling about town on a mission to find some young D. 

    Nice lunch box, bro.  All kidding aside, from the neck down, homie looks like a flat-chested, middle-aged Long Island divorcee strolling about town on a mission to find some young D. 

    (Source: britbritland)

  15. misoboy:

Dark Paradise (by Vini Uehara)fashion, male fashion, men’s fashion, menswear, style

Pointing out how absurd that earring looks would be like complaining to the captain of the Titanic about the terrible service you received from housekeeping as the ship was going down.

    misoboy:

    Dark Paradise (by Vini Uehara)fashion, male fashion, men’s fashion, menswear, style

    Pointing out how absurd that earring looks would be like complaining to the captain of the Titanic about the terrible service you received from housekeeping as the ship was going down.

    (via qarbanzo)