1. harveyquinn:

I need to stop using Instagram and write more interesting shit

He gots dem pajama jeans, kiddie sized.  With pants that tight, you can drink all the Arizona iced tea you want, because nothing you do can have a more detrimental effect on your sperm count than those bad boys.
Yes, I’m saying that if you want to have kids someday you should probably loosen up a bit.
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    harveyquinn:

    I need to stop using Instagram and write more interesting shit

    He gots dem pajama jeans, kiddie sized.  With pants that tight, you can drink all the Arizona iced tea you want, because nothing you do can have a more detrimental effect on your sperm count than those bad boys.

    Yes, I’m saying that if you want to have kids someday you should probably loosen up a bit.

    (Source: thingsishouldhavelearnedbynow)

    1. eclecticallyspeaking reblogged this from gaws
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    3. semithuggin reblogged this from gaws and added:
      Those pants he’s wearing are jeggings.
    4. lazyandunoriginal said: Those aren’t jeggings, those are jeans this man stole from his younger sisters Ken doll and then stretched tirelessly into perfect form with nothing but the pure brute strength those sunglasses provide.
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      He gots dem pajama jeans, kiddie sized. With pants that tight, you can drink all the Arizona iced tea you want, because...
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