"Nice try, ho." already exists. Haven't you seen manrepeller?
You most definitely had difficulty on those “which one of the following does not belong with the others” quizzes in kindergarten. Really? You think Leandra’s schtick is to point out style faux pas and expose other bloggers as know-nothings? Sure, she’s hilarious and good at what she does. But she’s no Nice Try, Ho. I’m shocked by your incompetence.