Nice try, bro., Ryan Reynold’s shoes really got me thinking…what’s your opinion on Noah’s new New Balances? I think they’re damningly hideous. New Balances in general. The ability to customize doesn’t not make them any more attractive.

Ryan Reynold's shoes really got me thinking...what's your opinion on Noah's new New Balances? I think they're damningly hideous. New Balances in general. The ability to customize doesn't not make them any more attractive.

The Blogger spilled about 36 ounces of domestic beer on my cordovans Saturday night, so I refuse to acknowledge his existence until I receive a hand-written, wax sealed apology. But yeah, you’re right about New Balance—I think I’d rather rock a pair of Skechers Shape Ups than those bad boys.
December 19, 2011
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- noah emrich
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3. gonzaemi said: shots fired
4. oneagainstnature said: Thank goodness someone finally said it—New Balances are horrendous looking, and no amount of customization can ever change that.
5. gaws said: heavy weighs the cordovan crown.
6. superintothis said: This inter-response link-reference might be your best yet (as far as I’ve seen). Top notch.
7. steelwoolgoldenfleece said: 36 ounces? did he blatantly pour an olde english on them after the first swig? two fosters? how the
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