Hey bro: I received some brown Polo Ranger Boots for Christmas and I'm pretty sure they're ugly, but I'm not positive. They have a big logo on the side and a buckle on the laces that just don't seem right. Thoughts on the kicks? Thoughts on alternative options?

They’re hideous. Your “alternative option” is to burn every gift under this person’s tree next year. A normal person would have returned them by now. Do what you will.