Definitely my next pair of shoes
Somehow I get the feeling that this purchase will correspond with a significant hit to your social life and maybe even a hospitalization due to some rowdy teenagers who approach you by first saying something like “aye there, matey” followed by a skateboard to the back of the skull on some wild suburban youth pirate-hate-crime shit.
Somehow I get the feeling that this purchase will correspond with a significant hit to your social life and maybe even a...