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"IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY, GO ALL THE WAY. OTHERWISE, DON'T EVEN START."

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1. You ever have a post-shower shit? UGH! You might as well go back to bed and start your whole day over. Things are wrong. That’s not the order of events! There’s a glitch in the matrix—this world’s not real.
   Daniel Tosh, Happy Thoughts.
   May 2, 2012

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