1. What advice to you have for preventing crotch blowouts on woolen flannel trousers? I had a pair bespoke tailor made for me in London, and even after giving them an initial soak in the bathtub with vinegar (while wearing them), they still blew out after 18 months of continuous wear. I don't know if it's because of I have particularly meaty thighs and sweaty balls, but if you have any advice, it would be appreciated. Thank you.

    Tsk tsk tsk…You’re using the wrong type of vinegar!  Even the n00biest of noobz knows that only balsamic vinegar will prevent a blow out.  The trick here is that you need to dye the balsamic vinegar the exact same shade as the trouser, otherwise you suffer the same fate as Jonah Hill in Super Bad.  And remember: it’s better to go commando during the soaking stage so that the fabric takes on the gentle, unique shape of your cock, truly making these trousers your own.  Good luck!

    1. modrockers said: Bonerrific.
    2. evolvingstyle said: I’m assuming the balsamic should come from the same country as the wool, yes?
    3. tomorrowitcouldbeyou said: "die, workwear!" about to live up to his name
    4. mvcr said: WHY WOULD YA. WHY.
    5. gaws said: DEAD
    6. iamnotentertained said: noted
    7. kangalex said: wait… what? lol
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