Nice try, bro.

Gun to your head: Uggs or Crocs?

Fri, 18 May 2012 15:59:40 -0400

I ain’t tryin’ to be facetious, but: I’m ready for Lucifer.

Don’t confuse dressing well with dressing outrageously....

Fri, 18 May 2012 07:48:52 -0400

Don’t confuse dressing well with dressing outrageously. When backward-ass “manly men” stuck in a ’90s midwestern mentality of society who rather wear Old Navy jeans and a pit-stained “I’m kind of a big deal” tee freak out about how a “well dressed man” has to be either effeminate or gay, they are usually confusing the two aforesaid categories of men. Here we have someone who is dressed outrageously, whose combination of a short blazer that barely hits his hips and “chunky” (I hate that fucking word) pseudo-espadrilles certainly make him look more Jane Fonda than James Bond.

This has absolutely nothing to do with sexuality. It’s just that there is a correct way to rock a blazer and slip on shoes, and this look couldn’t stray any further from that universal truth. And to debate otherwise would be the sartorial equivalent of trying to argue that Frederic Weis is the greatest basketball player of all time. It’s just dead wrong and not even close.

klinno: Can I just take this outfit? Even though I know it’s...

Thu, 17 May 2012 17:19:37 -0400

klinno:

Can I just take this outfit? Even though I know it’s bad to only wear one designer.

Wearing an obnoxiously large trademarked pattern is a statement to the world that not only are you morally alright with becoming a human billboard for a brand that doesn’t give two shits about you, you’ll even pay for the right to do so.

By wearing these shoes muhfucka’s making a statement that...

Wed, 16 May 2012 19:57:00 -0400

By wearing these shoes muhfucka’s making a statement that he would like for someone to make his face match his feet.

ofakind: Check it: a pair of socially acceptable jean...

Wed, 16 May 2012 15:46:53 -0400

ofakind:

Check it: a pair of socially acceptable jean shorts for dudes, from Heritage Research. —erica

Jean shorts are about as socially acceptable as forming a non-profit organization for underprivileged youths for your own deviant and criminal whim.

how did you dress during your teenage years?

Tue, 15 May 2012 14:18:00 -0400

Dead ass, one of these crazy guidos is NTB at 16 years old. And that’s how I dressed. Errday.

Woof, talk about a nuclear error. (Get it? The Clash…)

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:37:31 -0400

Woof, talk about a nuclear error. (Get it? The Clash…)

You look like a fucking cow, brah.

Tue, 15 May 2012 09:35:20 -0400

You look like a fucking cow, brah.

Peace, NTB. I am considering purchasing an unstructured blazer. The thing that is holding me back from buying the jacket is that it only has one button on the cuff. Is it silly that it has one button or am I being silly for over thinking this?

Mon, 14 May 2012 16:14:00 -0400

Unless you are on some Phillip Lim or Damir Doma steez, and anything therebetween, I’d stay away from the one buttoned sleeve. Outside of those parameters, it’s just too amateurish and casual for my liking.

beingjared: These boots are insane. Yowza. {Grenson x Heritage...

Mon, 14 May 2012 11:17:54 -0400

beingjared:

These boots are insane. Yowza.

{Grenson x Heritage Research via selectism}

I know I’m getting ahead of myself here, but if I see one look book next fall that includes Big Lebowski stunt-double-looking motherfuckers in workwear, I really think I am going to self-immolate. Right, Derek?!

If you should get an invitation to play golf in the Masters next year, what would you wear? Which shirt, pants, shoes, belt and hat? Thanks.

Fri, 11 May 2012 10:02:00 -0400

And the only thing I would change is substituting the Bruins jersey with a Rangers jersey. Otherwise, this is perfect.

wilburandco: Really liking this jacket. Damn thing looks like...

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:49:26 -0400

wilburandco:

Really liking this jacket.

Damn thing looks like it was designed and sewn by a thirteen year-old paraplegic laborer suffering from tourette syndrome under the tutelage of Muhammad Ali.

YO! NTB! I'm going to a group interview for a media & communication course in college. It says there's no dress code in particular for the interview, so I'm wondering if I'll be over-dressed rocking a suit. (PS: The suit's charcoal grey) It's urgent bruh~ thanks a bunch!

Thu, 10 May 2012 18:55:00 -0400

Group interview for a college course, eh? Considering that there will undoubtedly be people wearing the scent of failure, PBR, vomit and shattered dreams from the night before, I say you just wear what you would normally wear casually, that is, unless I’m missing the point of what this whole “interview” is about.

Alien Visitor Snaps Photo of Rather Mundane Human Being to Prove to His People There is Life Outside Andromeda

Thu, 10 May 2012 16:24:59 -0400

Alien Visitor Snaps Photo of Rather Mundane Human Being to Prove to His People There is Life Outside Andromeda:

Because normal people don’t act like this!

sartorialdoctrine: WIWT Sportcoat: Rose & Born, Shirt:...

Thu, 10 May 2012 10:29:21 -0400

sartorialdoctrine:

WIWT

Sportcoat: Rose & Born, Shirt: Eton, Tie: AD56 x Rose & Born, Trousers: Finealta, Pochette: Rubinacci, Sunglasses: Moscot, Shoes: New Balance.

Wearing New Balances in public is like telling the world you’re giving up on life. Here we have someone who took a look at his kit and said “You know what? I look too good. I might have the best kit on my hands since S/S ‘07. Let’s botch this thing to smithereens” and threw on those God awful things.

I like the look of many suede shows on the market, but I live in a tropical climate where mold can be and is often a problem. Am I to give up the hopes and dreams of wearing suede shoes or is there a mold prevention regimen to which I can subscribe?

Wed, 09 May 2012 18:10:35 -0400

Gold Bond foot powder + Woodlore shoe trees = get the fuck off me bitch.

koniser: Get-ups we like We’d lose the shirt, without...

Wed, 09 May 2012 09:35:50 -0400

koniser:

Get-ups we like
We’d lose the shirt, without hesitation. The rest of the outfit, though, is bang on the money. Lastly, trade the satchel for a minimally styled, Italian-leather number, and you’d be well onto something.

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Four inch collars are about as useless to a man’s wardrobe as mesh condoms are to keeping his dick clean.

ntb, i need a trench for spring but i CANNOT stand the classic DB versions. i need u to co-sign a SB option for me (and that SB is single-breasted not StyleBlogger).

Tue, 08 May 2012 16:19:50 -0400

Dat Mackintosh Watten is sooooooooooo waaaaaavvvvvvvy.

danielzoe: And I have to add this because it’s fucking unreal....

Tue, 08 May 2012 13:33:38 -0400

danielzoe:

And I have to add this because it’s fucking unreal. Thank you Marc Jacobs for shaking things up for men on the red carpet. More men should follow suit.

Right, because dressing up as a Qarthian leprechaun gigolo is exactly the way to “SHAKE things up for men on the red carpet” (pun entirely intended). Baffled guests probably thought he was hired by the Met to give $20 handies in the men’s bathroom for Christ’s sake.

YOU LOSE.

Tue, 08 May 2012 08:40:32 -0400

YOU LOSE.