1. Remember that kid in college who bought an ages 7-9 ninja costume for Halloween because it would fit all funny and he really didn’t have much creativity to do anything else?  Well, rock a blazer this short and knot your tie like that and overgrown drunk ninja boy’s memory lives on forever.

    Remember that kid in college who bought an ages 7-9 ninja costume for Halloween because it would fit all funny and he really didn’t have much creativity to do anything else?  Well, rock a blazer this short and knot your tie like that and overgrown drunk ninja boy’s memory lives on forever.

    (Source: tetinotete)

    October 10, 2011

  2. wetheurban:

    Jeremy Scott x Swatch Fall 2011

    Once again Swatch has teamed up with the American designer Jeremy Scott to create a range of five new watches with colorful and loud designs. In true J. Scott fashion, the designer created a range of five new watches with colorful and loud designs. I’ll take one of each, please!

    Available now at colette.

    24 Karat Pictures presents a Shattered Dreams production: GOLDUST.  J. Scott, what a clown…

    October 7, 2011
  3. WAOW…I always wondered when the KKK would ask Beldar Conehead to redesign their uniforms.  Let’s just hope that flamboyant Greg doesn’t get wind of this—I heard his inaugural SS ‘12 collection is set to drop with some really…er…interesting pieces.

    WAOW…I always wondered when the KKK would ask Beldar Conehead to redesign their uniforms.  Let’s just hope that flamboyant Greg doesn’t get wind of this—I heard his inaugural SS ‘12 collection is set to drop with some really…er…interesting pieces.

    (Source: ffyr-tokyo)

    September 26, 2011
  4. DEM SLEEVES!  DEM PANTS!   Samwise Gamgee over here needs to invest in a tailor.  I know hobbits don’t usually wear suits, but this is day one shit, bro.  And what is up with those lapels?  Is that some sort of snake skin piping?  Shit looks like the detailing on Georgetown’s 1997 basketball jerseys.  

    DEM SLEEVES!  DEM PANTS!  

    Samwise Gamgee over here needs to invest in a tailor.  I know hobbits don’t usually wear suits, but this is day one shit, bro.  And what is up with those lapels?  Is that some sort of snake skin piping?  Shit looks like the detailing on Georgetown’s 1997 basketball jerseys.  

    (Source: hxd1900)

    September 23, 2011
  5. urbanemenswear: Fantastic wooden bow tie being sold on Etsy! Very creative! If I was a tree, I’d rather be chopped down into sawdust and used to soak up cows’ blood off the ground of a meat market than transformed into this kitschy stupid gimmick.  Jesus.
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    urbanemenswear:

    Fantastic wooden bow tie being sold on Etsy! Very creative!

    If I was a tree, I’d rather be chopped down into sawdust and used to soak up cows’ blood off the ground of a meat market than transformed into this kitschy stupid gimmick.  Jesus.

    September 19, 2011

  6. followers…

    thetieguy:

    im looking for a place to buy friendship braclets. jcrew is currently selling them for 5 dollars but im looking for a cheaper alternative. any suggestions followers? thanks!

    Get a paper route or something.  Or don’t buy 76 of them because you saw some serious reblogage on some dude wearing 76 friendship bracelets. Or don’t buy any because unless you are Steezy McSteezersen you’ll undoubtedly look juvenile as you support a trend that has most likely already jumped the shark.  

    But no matter what you do, fast forward to :56 and thank me later.

    August 25, 2011
  7. Those shoes are so God damn white, I just want to piss on them. And 18” leg openings ain’t a thang when you’re stuntin’ in an Aegis Bangle.  I bet broham got that off some crackhead on Saint Marks for 5000 gil and a promise that it would give him +15 Steez, +15 Sprezz and +35 Hater Evade.   Finally, commit this to memory: unfasten your blazer when you sit down.  This avoids all that tugging and ugly draping you see here.  Your hand should unfasten the button so seamlessly that such an action should be akin to breathing by the time you’re 21 years old.

    Those shoes are so God damn white, I just want to piss on them.

    And 18” leg openings ain’t a thang when you’re stuntin’ in an Aegis Bangle.  I bet broham got that off some crackhead on Saint Marks for 5000 gil and a promise that it would give him +15 Steez, +15 Sprezz and +35 Hater Evade.  

    Finally, commit this to memory: unfasten your blazer when you sit down.  This avoids all that tugging and ugly draping you see here.  Your hand should unfasten the button so seamlessly that such an action should be akin to breathing by the time you’re 21 years old.

    (Source: tetinotete)

    August 20, 2011
  8. “Super excited to hang out with my Peeps!” For someone who looks like he can bench press Rhode Island, deep down, dude’s just a pastel-wearing, cuff rolling, Andy Bernard aspiring hard on.
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    “Super excited to hang out with my Peeps!”

    For someone who looks like he can bench press Rhode Island, deep down, dude’s just a pastel-wearing, cuff rolling, Andy Bernard aspiring hard on.

    (Source: tetinotete)

    August 20, 2011
  9. Tyler Durden called… But serious, “junkie chic” has gotta go for 99% of you.  That’s because you’re not a junkie, nor are you chic.  Project Mayhem would actually murk you posers, full on in your distressed, washed cheap leathers and beanies, running home to your Ikea nesting.  This is a backhanded compliment.  Take it and run.

    Tyler Durden called…

    But serious, “junkie chic” has gotta go for 99% of you.  That’s because you’re not a junkie, nor are you chic.  Project Mayhem would actually murk you posers, full on in your distressed, washed cheap leathers and beanies, running home to your Ikea nesting.  This is a backhanded compliment.  Take it and run.

    (Source: tetinotete)

    August 15, 2011