1. Chunky Funky


    Let’s get some trucks and wheels welded to the bottoms of those bad boys and meet at the rink later!  Banana splits and shakes on me afterwards at the drive-in—I hear Streetcar Named Desire is playing.  

    STELLA, hey STELLA!!!

  2. What shoes are you sporting today?


    I’m sporting a pair of walking boots today. What are you sporting?

    One shouldn’t participate in WIWT circles when one looks like he/she has been styled by Ellen DeGeneres before she met Portia (sans Rolex).   

    I’m saying you have ugly boots.  And your jeans are too long and baggy.