1. Chunky Funky

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    Let’s get some trucks and wheels welded to the bottoms of those bad boys and meet at the rink later!  Banana splits and shakes on me afterwards at the drive-in—I hear Streetcar Named Desire is playing.  

    STELLA, hey STELLA!!!

  2. What shoes are you sporting today?

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    I’m sporting a pair of walking boots today. What are you sporting?

    One shouldn’t participate in WIWT circles when one looks like he/she has been styled by Ellen DeGeneres before she met Portia (sans Rolex).   

    I’m saying you have ugly boots.  And your jeans are too long and baggy.