1. If we’re going to get all innovative with it, next time why don’t you just shove some toilet paper in your pocket and use the necktie to wipe your ass instead?  Uffa!

    If we’re going to get all innovative with it, next time why don’t you just shove some toilet paper in your pocket and use the necktie to wipe your ass instead?  Uffa!

    (Source: bmcapps)

  2. The #mewelry movement got errbody thinking outside the box to make the most original, creative bracelets in town.  Take this guy: couldn’t convince his girlfriend to explore her sexuality, so he made a bracelet.  And if she tried it once, all the better—he’ll always carry a piece of her on him forever.  How adorable!

    The #mewelry movement got errbody thinking outside the box to make the most original, creative bracelets in town.  Take this guy: couldn’t convince his girlfriend to explore her sexuality, so he made a bracelet.  And if she tried it once, all the better—he’ll always carry a piece of her on him forever.  How adorable!

    (via divinelydark)

  3. clintcatalyst:
More For The Wish List …Asher Levine Gloves : Fall/Winter 2011
What a stupid concept.  Everyone knows that turtles are cold blooded and therefore no garment will keep them warm in the winter.  I’m sure this kid’s stoked, though.
 
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    clintcatalyst:

    More For The Wish List …

    Asher Levine Gloves : Fall/Winter 2011


    What a stupid concept.  Everyone knows that turtles are cold blooded and therefore no garment will keep them warm in the winter.  I’m sure this kid’s stoked, though.