"IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY, GO ALL THE WAY. OTHERWISE, DON'T EVEN START."
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Alien Visitor Snaps Photo of Rather Mundane Human Being to Prove to His People There is Life Outside Andromeda
Because normal people don’t act like this!
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I’m going with “captivatingly terrible.” I have not been drawn to something so objectively God-awful since I watched that video of some dude pulling an alien fetus or some shit like that out of his nostrils on Tosh.0. Kid looks like the surrogate child of a Bruce Bowen x Andrew Dice Clay cocktail for crying out loud.
