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Bow Ties Are ILL

It’s almost here my dude.   You ready for it?  You probably are thinking “ready for what?”  Ready for fine honies walking around in short skirts, thin dresses, showing lots of leg and booty.  Yeaaahhh son! It’s  leg and booty time, or what some refer to as summer time. 

This spring the ladies have been on some hit the gym, step on the scale stare at the number, say they dropping 10 lbs preparing  for summer, and they don’t do for the man, men never notice.  They just do it for themselves, they’re the f****ing coldest.    Now you if you want to scoop up one or two bad honies for the summer make sure you let them know that YOU NOTICE.   And do you want to know how you let them know you notice?  Yeah I know you do.  I’ve got you son.  First you let the fine ladies know you notice by telling them .  When you see a bad honie cross your path let her know she is looking fine.   Ladies love compliments B, and when you compliment them in a classy way you will do nothing but make their day.  (Rhyme SWAG). 

Secondly, which I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  Details B. Details!  Ladies love a brotha that pays attention to the details.  A bow tie says nothing BUT details.  A bow tie says not only do I pay attention to the details, but I got the cojones to stand out from all the lames in a classy way.  A bow tie playa is an ILL summer accessory, and in case you’ve only now started paying attention to details my brotha they have been in style for the last couple of  years, yet I find many brothas are too sissy to rock one. 

My man Kwame isn’t too sissy rock a bow tie.  Dude’s grown-man swag is crazy, and he’ll throw on a tie just because he can roll like that.  And he wears REAL bow ties too because that’s what real men do.  They don’t rock clip-on bow ties, that’s for little boys.  I personally own several bow ties, peep the pic of a few of mine above, and when I rock a bow tie my ninja I get noticed.  My tie lets everyone know that I care about the details and I’m not afraid to show it, yeeaaahhh. 

Wondering when you should wear a bow tie?  Son you wear a bowtie any occasion that allows for a tie, but in the warmer months I’m loving the bow tie look at weddings.  Bow ties are summer time fly.  My ninja  J. is all about the summer time fly. Dude was wearing an ILL tuxedo at his wedding with an equally ILL bowtie.  Homeboy was looking MAD CRISPY I had to snap a picture of him dancing with his moms.  Congrats J. It’s your world B.!

So now that you know that REAL men wear bow ties you are trying to cop a few because you a real man right?  My man Kwame digs J.Crew’s selection of bow ties.  Personally I get most of mine from Ralph Lauren’s Rugby store.  Both of these spots have an ill enough selection to keep you fly all summer.  Fly enough to play the honies like B.o.B play the guitar, oh you fancy huh,

This is too funny not to reblog.  You sound like you’re selling bibles on public access at four in the morning, Kitten Mittens or some other lame shit.  When I finally finished reading this drivel all that was left was an image in my head of you  sensually caressing yourself with bow ties, in tears, bawling out “ILL-FLY-SWAG-HONIES!” with Big Sean blasting in the background.