1. Ryan Reynold's shoes really got me thinking...what's your opinion on Noah's new New Balances? I think they're damningly hideous. New Balances in general. The ability to customize doesn't not make them any more attractive.

    The Blogger spilled about 36 ounces of domestic beer on my cordovans Saturday night, so I refuse to acknowledge his existence until I receive a hand-written, wax sealed apology.  But yeah, you’re right about New Balance—I think I’d rather rock a pair of Skechers Shape Ups than those bad boys.