1. Nice lunch box, bro.  All kidding aside, from the neck down, homie looks like a flat-chested, middle-aged Long Island divorcee strolling about town on a mission to find some young D. 

    Nice lunch box, bro.  All kidding aside, from the neck down, homie looks like a flat-chested, middle-aged Long Island divorcee strolling about town on a mission to find some young D. 

    (Source: britbritland)

  2. Fastening your belt through the left loop is really, really cool.  It makes you an individual.  It screams my relationship with my denim is so filled with lust and excitement that I cannot even bear to treat them like a normal pair of pants.  And this is all fine and good until the moment Miles Davis over here finds himself in a McDonalds bathroom desperately trying to unbuckle the God damned thing, sharting all over himself.
Function over form, my friends.  
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    Fastening your belt through the left loop is really, really cool.  It makes you an individual.  It screams my relationship with my denim is so filled with lust and excitement that I cannot even bear to treat them like a normal pair of pants.  And this is all fine and good until the moment Miles Davis over here finds himself in a McDonalds bathroom desperately trying to unbuckle the God damned thing, sharting all over himself.

    Function over form, my friends.  

  3. “Feelin myself, I don’t even need an X pill.”
But whoever styled this shoot, well now he obviously was on one.  This is an abomination of devastating proportions.  This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen.  At no point during this rambling, incoherent attempt at style was this dude even close to anything that could be considered a rational look.  Everyone who follows the “menswear” hashtag on Tumblr is now dumber for having seen it.
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  4. Color roll call: black, blue, purple, red and white, none of which go well together, all complimented by yet another lifeless tie.  Ray Charles fathered your style, and you look like a flaming bag of shit.  Good day.

    Color roll call: black, blue, purple, red and white, none of which go well together, all complimented by yet another lifeless tie.  Ray Charles fathered your style, and you look like a flaming bag of shit.  Good day.

    (Source: stopsayingswag)

  5. What a tiny briefcase for such oversized clothing.  But it’s more of a lunchbox than a briefcase, to be perfectly honest.  Looks like he’s just going to disappear into thin air, leaving a pile of clothes and no trace of human remains.    

    What a tiny briefcase for such oversized clothing.  But it’s more of a lunchbox than a briefcase, to be perfectly honest.  Looks like he’s just going to disappear into thin air, leaving a pile of clothes and no trace of human remains.    

    (Source: bongiwe)

  6. downeastandout:

Lapo in Rubinacci - Vintage PoW 11 Oz. Linen

One must wonder whether Lapo’s love for transsexuals and cocaine caused his pops, Alain, to consider sending him through grades 1-12 before conceding a FIAT directorship to the beleaguered fashionisto.

    downeastandout:

    Lapo in Rubinacci - Vintage PoW 11 Oz. Linen

    One must wonder whether Lapo’s love for transsexuals and cocaine caused his pops, Alain, to consider sending him through grades 1-12 before conceding a FIAT directorship to the beleaguered fashionisto.

    (Source: downeastandout)