You look like a fucking cow, brah.
(Source: mod3rnology)
Are t-shirts appropriate? Ever? If so, where should I be shopping for them?

Don’t get confused by all this Grown Men Style jibba jabba—even grown ass men wear tees dude. And you don’t have to be spending $70 a pop at A-Wang, either. Hanes will get you to that James Dean swag—pair it up with a leather jacket, roll a pack of stogies in the sleeve and stunt hard as a greaser.
if you don’t know me by now.. you’ll soon figure out my black and white obsession.
This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode about cookies and racism.