1. ascotsandpearls:

Check out our new blog post featuring Menswear!!
http://www.ascotsandpearls.com/blog/menswear-designer-spotlight-4j-couture/ http://www.ascotsandpearls.com/blog/menswear-designer-spotlight-4j-couture/

That bow tie would give Bruce Bowen a hard-on the size of Rhode Island.  Fucking thing looks like a helicopter propeller.  Apologies for being pedantic—I realize there’s a shit ton of “what in God’s name?!” is going on here—but this just makes me want to throw up.
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    ascotsandpearls:

    Check out our new blog post featuring Menswear!!

    http://www.ascotsandpearls.com/blog/menswear-designer-spotlight-4j-couture/ http://www.ascotsandpearls.com/blog/menswear-designer-spotlight-4j-couture/

    That bow tie would give Bruce Bowen a hard-on the size of Rhode Island.  Fucking thing looks like a helicopter propeller.  Apologies for being pedantic—I realize there’s a shit ton of “what in God’s name?!” is going on here—but this just makes me want to throw up.

  2. neelysjohn:

We’re The Perfect Two (by William Djahamata)

I’m going with “captivatingly terrible.”  I have not been drawn to something so objectively God-awful since I watched that video of some dude pulling an alien fetus or some shit like that out of his nostrils on Tosh.0.  Kid looks like the surrogate child of a Bruce Bowen x Andrew Dice Clay cocktail for crying out loud.

    neelysjohn:

    We’re The Perfect Two (by William Djahamata)

    I’m going with “captivatingly terrible.”  I have not been drawn to something so objectively God-awful since I watched that video of some dude pulling an alien fetus or some shit like that out of his nostrils on Tosh.0.  Kid looks like the surrogate child of a Bruce Bowen x Andrew Dice Clay cocktail for crying out loud.

  3. In an attempt to appear classy, homeboy takes his shot at the clip-on bow tie, which ironically makes him about as classy as someone in his mid-twenties looking to complete the Tour de Franzia.  
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    In an attempt to appear classy, homeboy takes his shot at the clip-on bow tie, which ironically makes him about as classy as someone in his mid-twenties looking to complete the Tour de Franzia.  

    (Source: nighthike)

  4. fusionkelvar:

large necktie

A bow tie befitting for none other than the Jew Hunter himself, Colonel Hans Landa.  Never trust a man with a neurotic love for dairy products and proclivity for self-aggrandizement.  

    fusionkelvar:

    large necktie

    A bow tie befitting for none other than the Jew Hunter himself, Colonel Hans Landa.  Never trust a man with a neurotic love for dairy products and proclivity for self-aggrandizement.  

  5. Is wearing a bow tie with a polo ever okay? What are your rules of the bow tie in general?

    No, never—the sound of it alone gives me the douche chills.  I don’t have a formal set of rules, but I do tend to agree with basically everything Lawrence said in his interview with Esquire a couple of months back.  On the other hand, the good brothers Ovadia at Ovadia & Sons were kind enough to send me a herringbone tweed joint to alleviate my pain of having to waiting three months for my dainite double monks, and it surely is handsome.  Now, I’m not saying that I’m about to get all Brad Goreski with it, but it’s really making me second guess whether its time to put an end to my personal bow tie sabbatical.  

  6. urbanemenswear:

Fantastic wooden bow tie being sold on Etsy! Very creative!

If I was a tree, I’d rather be chopped down into sawdust and used to soak up cows’ blood off the ground of a meat market than transformed into this kitschy stupid gimmick.  Jesus.
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    urbanemenswear:

    Fantastic wooden bow tie being sold on Etsy! Very creative!

    If I was a tree, I’d rather be chopped down into sawdust and used to soak up cows’ blood off the ground of a meat market than transformed into this kitschy stupid gimmick.  Jesus.

  7. fashionizfree:

http://izandrew.blogspot.com/

I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.
These are O.R. scrubs.
Oh, are they?
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    fashionizfree:

    http://izandrew.blogspot.com/

    I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.

    These are O.R. scrubs.

    Oh, are they?

    (via gentleman-forever)

  8. For those of you who have never worn a belt before in your life, let me help you: it goes through the loops in your pants.  And to my buddy in the photo, if you’re going to be “daring,” next time, just go all in, you fierce little monster, you.
Not to mention that this whole look eerily reminds me of some guy who got in trouble in some movie theater in the ’90s sometime…#NOTSAYINJUSSAYIN.

    For those of you who have never worn a belt before in your life, let me help you: it goes through the loops in your pants.  And to my buddy in the photo, if you’re going to be “daring,” next time, just go all in, you fierce little monster, you.

    Not to mention that this whole look eerily reminds me of some guy who got in trouble in some movie theater in the ’90s sometime…#NOTSAYINJUSSAYIN.

    (via hidingfefe)