1. koniser: Get-ups we like We’d lose the shirt, without hesitation. The rest of the outfit, though, is bang on the money. Lastly, trade the satchel for a minimally styled, Italian-leather number, and you’d be well onto something. Follow Koniser on Facebook and Twitter Four inch collars are about as useless to a man’s wardrobe as mesh condoms are to keeping his dick clean.
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    koniser:

    Get-ups we like
    We’d lose the shirt, without hesitation. The rest of the outfit, though, is bang on the money. Lastly, trade the satchel for a minimally styled, Italian-leather number, and you’d be well onto something.

    Follow Koniser on Facebook and Twitter

    Four inch collars are about as useless to a man’s wardrobe as mesh condoms are to keeping his dick clean.

    (Source: thesartorialist.com, via koniser)

    May 9, 2012
  2. Further proof that a large portion of our idols have absolutely no taste whatsoever: they pay boners like Brad Goreski to dress them.  Lawrence spoke God’s word when he said that people are under the assumption that “knotting up a bow tie suddenly makes you well-dressed.”   I mean, look at this turd.  I wore shoes like that during my fist-pumping, eyebrow-waxing, D’Jais-frequenting days.  Put another way: I wore shoes like that when I had no fucking idea how to dress like a normal member of society.  So what does that say about B-Rad?  I wish I could answer this question and just put an end to this rant, but how could I do such a thing when his trousers are billowing at his ankles like a useless parachute?  Or when his waistcoat’s bottom button is fastened?  And I know he loves his accessories, but dude, come on—he’s no Atticus Finch.  What in God’s name is he carrying in his briefcase?  A couple of extra pairs of underpants for the seemingly oft-occurring happenstance of him shitting himself in disbelief every time someone like Jessica Alba throws him a couple of bones for his “world class” styling abilities?   What a joke.

    Further proof that a large portion of our idols have absolutely no taste whatsoever: they pay boners like Brad Goreski to dress them.  Lawrence spoke God’s word when he said that people are under the assumption that “knotting up a bow tie suddenly makes you well-dressed.”  

    I mean, look at this turd.  I wore shoes like that during my fist-pumping, eyebrow-waxing, D’Jais-frequenting days.  Put another way: I wore shoes like that when I had no fucking idea how to dress like a normal member of society.  So what does that say about B-Rad?  I wish I could answer this question and just put an end to this rant, but how could I do such a thing when his trousers are billowing at his ankles like a useless parachute?  Or when his waistcoat’s bottom button is fastened?  And I know he loves his accessories, but dude, come on—he’s no Atticus Finch.  What in God’s name is he carrying in his briefcase?  A couple of extra pairs of underpants for the seemingly oft-occurring happenstance of him shitting himself in disbelief every time someone like Jessica Alba throws him a couple of bones for his “world class” styling abilities?  

    What a joke.

    (Source: chocolate4lulu)

    January 24, 2012
  3. epitomeofstreetstyle: Brad Goreski, NYC Thanks to Lawrence, Justin and Sean I am entirely too hungover to be caustic and witty, so instead this will have to do: “Look at me, I’m a fucking idiot.”
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    epitomeofstreetstyle:

    Brad Goreski, NYC

    Thanks to Lawrence, Justin and Sean I am entirely too hungover to be caustic and witty, so instead this will have to do: “Look at me, I’m a fucking idiot.”

    (Source: streetpeeper.com)

    December 9, 2011
  4. bradgoreski: Black friday outfit: sweater, shirt, belt by michael Bastian for GANT, jeans: Dsquared, vest: Brunello cucinelli, boots: red wing (Taken with instagram) Dressed by the internet, I’ve never seen someone look so awful in Cucinelli.  I predict he becomes the male Snooki by 2013.  But then again, I’ve never seen someone with less talent make more of himself than this doucher, so, can’t knock the hustle.  
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    bradgoreski:

    Black friday outfit: sweater, shirt, belt by michael Bastian for GANT, jeans: Dsquared, vest: Brunello cucinelli, boots: red wing (Taken with instagram)

    Dressed by the internet, I’ve never seen someone look so awful in Cucinelli.  I predict he becomes the male Snooki by 2013.  But then again, I’ve never seen someone with less talent make more of himself than this doucher, so, can’t knock the hustle.  

    November 26, 2011