1. Sometimes the English language presents an injustice to its speakers.  I am looking for a word that conveys an extremely foreign, uncomfortable feeling with which I am overcome having looked at this picture.  In a phrase, that would be “shocking, in a pejorative sense, resulting in feeling both uneasy and completely disappointed with humanity at the same time.”  Words like “horrified” and “appalled” do not exactly convey this message.  With pictures like this floating around the internet—collar gaps, putrid color combinations and tie knots so dull they make the thought of watching professional darts on ESPN sound interesting—the English language needs to evolve, and fast.

    Sometimes the English language presents an injustice to its speakers.  I am looking for a word that conveys an extremely foreign, uncomfortable feeling with which I am overcome having looked at this picture.  In a phrase, that would be “shocking, in a pejorative sense, resulting in feeling both uneasy and completely disappointed with humanity at the same time.”  Words like “horrified” and “appalled” do not exactly convey this message.  With pictures like this floating around the internet—collar gaps, putrid color combinations and tie knots so dull they make the thought of watching professional darts on ESPN sound interesting—the English language needs to evolve, and fast.

    (via handsomegents)

  2. my mfkn shirts keep mfkn bellowing out at the mfkn back. when i go to the mfkn tailor, what do I mfkn tell the mfkr to do?

    Ask your mfkn tailor to put those mfkn things that mfkn Balotelli threw at those mfkn Manchester City youth club members in the mfkn back of your mfkn shirt, MFKR.