1. NICE DOUBLE-BREASTED SPANX, YOU FUCKING MORON.  ARE YOU FLEXING?!

    NICE DOUBLE-BREASTED SPANX, YOU FUCKING MORON.  ARE YOU FLEXING?!

    (Source: stylestation1)

  2. lexusbest:

Rome Street Style

That blazer is literally wearing him.  It seriously looks like that thing Day of the Tentacle'd the fuck out and got him in his sleep.  It swallowed his pocket square whole, encroached past the base of his thumb and put the dimensions of his body all out of proportion.  Wack sauce.
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    lexusbest:

    Rome Street Style

    That blazer is literally wearing him.  It seriously looks like that thing Day of the Tentacle'd the fuck out and got him in his sleep.  It swallowed his pocket square whole, encroached past the base of his thumb and put the dimensions of his body all out of proportion.  Wack sauce.

  3. thedapperanddandy:

Seersucker, is that you I see.

Never forget to carry a pair of back-up shades, especially when you are rocking a seersucker double-breasted with shorts, you know, because that’s definitely indicative of someone who spends his time balling completely out of control.
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    thedapperanddandy:

    Seersucker, is that you I see.

    Never forget to carry a pair of back-up shades, especially when you are rocking a seersucker double-breasted with shorts, you know, because that’s definitely indicative of someone who spends his time balling completely out of control.

    (Source: sodapperanddandy)

  4. Image him pantless (no pope) and tell me that shit doesn’t look like a dress.  Oh no?  STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. 

    Image him pantless (no pope) and tell me that shit doesn’t look like a dress.  Oh no?  STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. 

    (via gentset)

  5. rich2diefor:

Street Style…15

Single lapel hole, rolled cuffs, deep v-neck and buttons, when fastened, one inch apart from the other?  This is the sartorial equivalent of playing basketball on that stuff that Gretzky skates on.

    rich2diefor:

    Street Style…15

    Single lapel hole, rolled cuffs, deep v-neck and buttons, when fastened, one inch apart from the other?  This is the sartorial equivalent of playing basketball on that stuff that Gretzky skates on.

    (via downatfirststreet-deactivated20)

  6. streetmodelkr:


Street fashion in SEOUL :
the 2nd week of March, 2012
(Rodeo street, Apgujeong-dong in Seoul)


Granted, it’s unbuttoned which brings the boxy silhouette even more into focus, but this is what a regular dude looks like in a double breasted blazer (read: this is what you look like in a double breasted blazer).  Spongebob-lookin’ clown-ass mother SHUT YO MOUTH.
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    streetmodelkr:

    Street fashion in SEOUL :

    the 2nd week of March, 2012

    (Rodeo street, Apgujeong-dong in Seoul)

    Granted, it’s unbuttoned which brings the boxy silhouette even more into focus, but this is what a regular dude looks like in a double breasted blazer (read: this is what you look like in a double breasted blazer).  Spongebob-lookin’ clown-ass mother SHUT YO MOUTH.

  7. visualdictionarytomylife:

Burberry Prorsum

Sure, that jacket is dope boy fresh, but whoever made the decision to style it over a double breasted suit should be Cheney’d.  On the other end of the styling spectrum one can find cashmere topcoats over tracksuits—let’s keep it somewhere in the middle, fam.

    visualdictionarytomylife:

    Burberry Prorsum

    Sure, that jacket is dope boy fresh, but whoever made the decision to style it over a double breasted suit should be Cheney’d.  On the other end of the styling spectrum one can find cashmere topcoats over tracksuits—let’s keep it somewhere in the middle, fam.

  8. mensweartrumps:

fuck yeah polka dots 

Buddy boy stay rockin’ dat ill Skechers x Loake collaboration I’ve been hearing so much about that I just made up in my head.  I’ll chalk this abomination up to sleep walking, because there ain’t no way he’s not wearing pajamas.  
And yes, I just penned a triple negative, one of which is not even recognized as an English word by the Oxford English Dictionary (but surprisingly has gained the approval of Merriam-Webster in recent years—ain’t that a trip?!).  

    mensweartrumps:

    fuck yeah polka dots 

    Buddy boy stay rockin’ dat ill Skechers x Loake collaboration I’ve been hearing so much about that I just made up in my head.  I’ll chalk this abomination up to sleep walking, because there ain’t no way he’s not wearing pajamas.  

    And yes, I just penned a triple negative, one of which is not even recognized as an English word by the Oxford English Dictionary (but surprisingly has gained the approval of Merriam-Webster in recent years—ain’t that a trip?!).  

  9. DB suits are the mutts nuts - so long as you have the stones to wear it well and the means to have it tailored. Don't mislead the people by assuming they are all only buying rtw garbage.

    Ethan is, of course, absolutely, positively 100% correctamundo.  We just disagree on how many individuals “have the stones to wear it well.”  I think it’s just a product of Ethan having more faith in his fellow citizens of the world than I.  To each his own.  I just thank him for not stealing my tots this time.  

  10. tragedyoftheuncommons:

Margiela
buy.

DAT JACKET MARGIELA?  
But on a very serious note, I have absolutely no idea what is going on here, and it pains me to think that one of my favorite labels can make something so abominable.  It’s like Boardwalk Empire meets Conan the Barbarian.  

    tragedyoftheuncommons:

    Margiela

    buy.

    DAT JACKET MARGIELA?  

    But on a very serious note, I have absolutely no idea what is going on here, and it pains me to think that one of my favorite labels can make something so abominable.  It’s like Boardwalk Empire meets Conan the Barbarian.  

  11. D&G all on that Dwight McCarthy red sneakers FUCK ERRBODY tip.  Unless you are a DJ or some other member of the of the homosteezien species, if you wear a DB suit, or any suit for that matter, please slip on appropriate footwear.  Nothing egregious here, I actually (GASP) kind of like it, just don’t try this at home unless you have the goods to back it up.

    D&G all on that Dwight McCarthy red sneakers FUCK ERRBODY tip.  Unless you are a DJ or some other member of the of the homosteezien species, if you wear a DB suit, or any suit for that matter, please slip on appropriate footwear.  Nothing egregious here, I actually (GASP) kind of like it, just don’t try this at home unless you have the goods to back it up.

    (Source: confessionsofatrueaddict)

  12. Does the hated you have for DB blazers extend to double-breasted suits as well?

    The only double breasted somethings I cosign are peacoats, topcoats and BAZOOOOMS.

  13. "Hit me with a side part," GQ instructs us to tell our barbers. While I think the side part can work, is it just me or is the guy's haircut in the magazine completely fucked up looking? Then I see the DB blazer and turtleneck coverage and I want to just completely destroy this month's issue and pretend it never happened. What's the deal here?

    The picture is just awful.  The part almost looks accidental, like the bedhead-side-part you wake up with sometimes after a long night of twisting, turning and drilling your head into your pillow like M. Bison.  It looks like a bad joke the editors played on some over-aged super intern.  

    And while I agree with you on the DB, as evidenced by my deep hatred of said article of clothing, I’m going to disagree with you on the turtleneck.  Sure, a $30 piece of shit will make you look like your seventh grade social studies teacher.  But a $900 slightly darker black turtleneck can be sexy, and you might end up buying ten of them.  It’s all relative.

  14. abearemerges:

mensstylepro:

Recent visit to Onassis clothing in Soho via Men’s Style Pro

neapolitan style the Steve Harvey way.
alternatively, this is one for NTB.

I’m putting a moratorium on bashing DB’s for a while, but thanks anyways for the alley-oop.  That said, for good measure, those buttons are simply hideous.  They are so ultra-prominent that if my mans got on all fours there’s a good chance a piglet could mistake them for it’s mother’s teat.
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    abearemerges:

    mensstylepro:

    Recent visit to Onassis clothing in Soho via Men’s Style Pro

    neapolitan style the Steve Harvey way.

    alternatively, this is one for NTB.

    I’m putting a moratorium on bashing DB’s for a while, but thanks anyways for the alley-oop.  That said, for good measure, those buttons are simply hideous.  They are so ultra-prominent that if my mans got on all fours there’s a good chance a piglet could mistake them for it’s mother’s teat.

    (via homolosine)