1. pleasedonttouchthat:

Definitely my next pair of shoes

Somehow I get the feeling that this purchase will correspond with a significant hit to your social life and maybe even a hospitalization due to some rowdy teenagers who approach you by first saying something like “aye there, matey” followed by a skateboard to the back of the skull on some wild suburban youth pirate-hate-crime shit.

    pleasedonttouchthat:

    Definitely my next pair of shoes

    Somehow I get the feeling that this purchase will correspond with a significant hit to your social life and maybe even a hospitalization due to some rowdy teenagers who approach you by first saying something like “aye there, matey” followed by a skateboard to the back of the skull on some wild suburban youth pirate-hate-crime shit.

  2. hommism:

Style essentials for traveling light [via TheMonsieur]

Six tassels?  Really?  Would you wear three neckties simultaneously?  No?  Oh word, because for a second there I really thought someone was suggesting that six tassels is not excessive or some shit like that.  
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    hommism:

    Style essentials for traveling light [via TheMonsieur]

    Six tassels?  Really?  Would you wear three neckties simultaneously?  No?  Oh word, because for a second there I really thought someone was suggesting that six tassels is not excessive or some shit like that.  

  3. Dear NTB, Today on the first day of classes a gentleman decided to roll into my accounting class sporting a Canadian tuxedo, a True Religion one to be exact, also he was wearing earrings that had his name on them and had a pair of Beats around his neck, Not to mention he showed up late. Is there any hope for this clown?

    Anybody can get an A in any class if he puts in the effort.  And if my memory serves correct, Sawyer was a pretty smart dude.  Sounds like you need to study more and judge less.

  4. Matching your pocket square identically to your tie is dull and amateurish.  If given the opportunity to order two sides at a restaurant, would you go in on a double stack of salads?  If you answered this question in the affirmative, you have no imagination and need to live a little; that is, unless you have a roughage deficiency.  Then, I feel for you, homie.  
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    Matching your pocket square identically to your tie is dull and amateurish.  If given the opportunity to order two sides at a restaurant, would you go in on a double stack of salads?  If you answered this question in the affirmative, you have no imagination and need to live a little; that is, unless you have a roughage deficiency.  Then, I feel for you, homie.  

    (via tiredtexaseyes)

  5. “Feelin myself, I don’t even need an X pill.”
But whoever styled this shoot, well now he obviously was on one.  This is an abomination of devastating proportions.  This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen.  At no point during this rambling, incoherent attempt at style was this dude even close to anything that could be considered a rational look.  Everyone who follows the “menswear” hashtag on Tumblr is now dumber for having seen it.
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  6. What do you know about Gorilla Boots?

    Gorillas wear boots now?  God save us all.

    But for real, I’m just saying you could do better.  Most models look like the redheaded autistic bastard child of Red Wing and Timberland.

  7. After dropping a "methinks" after that list of "I was listening to _____ BEFORE they were cool" artists, I've come to the conclusion you're a smarmy piece of shit. Thanks.

    Welp, here goes:

    1. I used “methinks” ironically, shit for brains;
    2. That wasn’t a list of “I was listening to ______ BEFORE they were cool” artists—it was a lyric directly from LCD Soundsystem’s “Losing My Edge,” a group to which I do listen; and
    3. Some of the listed artists were never ”cool,” which is the reason why the LCD track has become somewhat of a purist’s anthem; moreover, I never explicitly used the word “before,” nor did I remotely imply that I was on some shit before everybody else.  In fact, most people still aren’t on The Heat, Pharaoh Sanders etc.  Which is certainly a shame, but I don’t go around pronouncing that.
    Next time someone asks that question I’ll be sure to answer Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lil’ Wayne and Drake.  How does that sound to you? You whiny philistine?
  8. gaws:

Nice Try Bro / Anonymous blogger at large / Metalface Terrorist / Eat bloggers like part of a complete breakfast, they post ain’t worth the weight of they cheap necklace

Gaws x Blind Barber x Nice Try, Bro a.k.a. SLAP YOUR FAVORITE BLOGGER x Metalface Doom x Fuck Aybody.
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    gaws:

    Nice Try Bro / Anonymous blogger at large / Metalface Terrorist / Eat bloggers like part of a complete breakfast, they post ain’t worth the weight of they cheap necklace

    Gaws x Blind Barber x Nice Try, Bro a.k.a. SLAP YOUR FAVORITE BLOGGER x Metalface Doom x Fuck Aybody.

  9. fusionkelvar:

Militant 

Surprised no one went all Tropic Thunder and opened fire on your ass.  For serious, though, Halloween is on its way and you’re only like 50 pounds of glitter away from nailing the most original and underrated MJ to date—shit, who needs the fucking red jacket with some zippers?
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    fusionkelvar:

    Militant 

    Surprised no one went all Tropic Thunder and opened fire on your ass.  For serious, though, Halloween is on its way and you’re only like 50 pounds of glitter away from nailing the most original and underrated MJ to date—shit, who needs the fucking red jacket with some zippers?