1. on the high end of chinos should i fucks with unis, incotex, epaulet or something else?

    Though it pains me to say anything to spite the Trouser King of New York, if money’s not an issue, Incotex all day.  However, if you are somewhat of an accumulator, I’d say buy two pairs of Epaulet Rivets because that would be only nominally more expensive than one pair of Incotex anyways.  Or you can just ignore what I just said and visit Daffy’s on the reg—word on the street is that Down East and Out pops in three times a day, often scratching his neck and twitching like an epileptic who just finished watching a Dragon Ball Z marathon, armpits stained and eyes bloodshot, promising to give out free TVs and shit in exchange for a pair $25 Incotex.

  2. AND your haircut game’s fucked up, dude.  Seriously looks like you need to take a guano.

    AND your haircut game’s fucked up, dude.  Seriously looks like you need to take a guano.

    (Source: jetterlife)

  3. Lol, I don't get your menswear guy's take on winter wear. Especially when the question involves a person wanting to stay warm/dry. First off if you need full length lined Sorel Pac's to stay dry in the city your doing something very wrong. As for a coat in -30 for under 150 bucks? Go buy a Carhartt. I'll guarantee you will be happier looking like a redneck, but being warm. Instead of a peacoat that looks great, but they really are not designed for extreme weather.

    I have about 20 messages in my inbox, and I usually answer them chronologically.  However, seeing that it took a lot of courage for you to write such a snide note, I had to bump you up to the top of my list.

    Not once on this Tumblr have I used the words “warm” or “dry” to describe footwear.  Indeed, the only time I’ve ever used such words in my life was to describe your ladyfriend’s nana.  It was like putting a bag of beef jerky in the microwave, all shriveled up and stupid looking.  #FOH.

    But while we are on the topic of keeping your feet warm and dry in a metropolitan area, why don’t you sit down and drink some champagne and let me rap to you: like Lieutenant Dan said, good gear can be the difference between life and death—cushioned sole, keep your feet dry, and when we’re out there humpin’, change your socks whenever we stop.  So when your feet are cold and wet, you’ll be wishing you took heed, right?  As a wise man once said, once something is wet, it’s wet…you can’t overdry.  And this applies just the same to NYC as it does to northern Canada.

    As per a coat under $150 that will keep one warm in negative 30 degrees Fahrenheit, shit, I mean, I did say that thrifting would be homeboy’s best bet.  And Carhartt will probably be on par with Lands’ End, so what’s your beef there?  I’ll concede that a peacoat isn’t the best choice for extreme weather, but on the real, you’re not going to get much for under $150, so who gives a shit what I suggest?  Next time I’ll get on my Chappelle and reply that I don’t fucks with people who spend $150 on a coat in extreme weather because that’s not ballin’.  Does that make you happy?  Now go play somewhere, I’m busy.

  4. poplipps:

Happy Fashion’s Night Out…enjoy

I MIGHT GOT TAKE MY SHIRT OFF FOR #FNO BLAWGIN.
No doubt in my mind these try-hards dressed up as Lloyd and Harry for their senior formals in college.  No doubt whatsoever.  
What’s even more amazing is Lapo’s resemblance to Jeff Daniels in the hyperlink above.

    poplipps:

    Happy Fashion’s Night Out…enjoy

    I MIGHT GOT TAKE MY SHIRT OFF FOR #FNO BLAWGIN.

    No doubt in my mind these try-hards dressed up as Lloyd and Harry for their senior formals in college.  No doubt whatsoever.  

    What’s even more amazing is Lapo’s resemblance to Jeff Daniels in the hyperlink above.