I see your tassels and raise you…these
Anons everywhere keep asking the Tumblr cognoscenti “how do I keep my shoes from smelling if I don’t wear socks? It smells so bad!” Well, secret’s out: slap some potpourri on those fuckers and you’re good to go.
If I were you I’d short Gold Bond’s parent company, Sanofi Aventis (NYSE: SNY), because with this revolutionary breakthrough, sales will never be the same again.
(Source: downeastandout)