Green McNairy’s.
In case you were wondering: yes, Jake Shuttlesworth over here is wearing an ankle bracelet. No, you may not call it a mankle bracelet. Why not? Because if you do you tacitly agree that it’s not all that weird to see a man in the one-year anniversary gift-of-choice that all male teenagers bought for their then-girlfriends in the ’90s.
(via nickelcobalt)