1. "I’ve never actually seen one before, but some guy I sorta knew from prep school told me that a friend of his lives in Williamsburg and can say with certainty that hipsters smell, so I’m trying to shit myself to complete the whole look.  And yeah, dad’s totally gonna flip when he sees that I pierced my ears—not very Milford, I know!”

    "I’ve never actually seen one before, but some guy I sorta knew from prep school told me that a friend of his lives in Williamsburg and can say with certainty that hipsters smell, so I’m trying to shit myself to complete the whole look.  And yeah, dad’s totally gonna flip when he sees that I pierced my ears—not very Milford, I know!”

    (Source: anthonycalisterio)

  2. harveyquinn:

I need to stop using Instagram and write more interesting shit

He gots dem pajama jeans, kiddie sized.  With pants that tight, you can drink all the Arizona iced tea you want, because nothing you do can have a more detrimental effect on your sperm count than those bad boys.
Yes, I’m saying that if you want to have kids someday you should probably loosen up a bit.
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    harveyquinn:

    I need to stop using Instagram and write more interesting shit

    He gots dem pajama jeans, kiddie sized.  With pants that tight, you can drink all the Arizona iced tea you want, because nothing you do can have a more detrimental effect on your sperm count than those bad boys.

    Yes, I’m saying that if you want to have kids someday you should probably loosen up a bit.

    (Source: thingsishouldhavelearnedbynow)

  3. Tyler Durden called…
But serious, “junkie chic” has gotta go for 99% of you.  That’s because you’re not a junkie, nor are you chic.  Project Mayhem would actually murk you posers, full on in your distressed, washed cheap leathers and beanies, running home to your Ikea nesting.  This is a backhanded compliment.  Take it and run.

    Tyler Durden called…

    But serious, “junkie chic” has gotta go for 99% of you.  That’s because you’re not a junkie, nor are you chic.  Project Mayhem would actually murk you posers, full on in your distressed, washed cheap leathers and beanies, running home to your Ikea nesting.  This is a backhanded compliment.  Take it and run.

    (Source: tetinotete)