“I’ve never actually seen one before, but some guy I sorta knew from prep school told me that a friend of his lives in Williamsburg and can say with certainty that hipsters smell, so I’m trying to shit myself to complete the whole look. And yeah, dad’s totally gonna flip when he sees that I pierced my ears—not very Milford, I know!”
Tyler Durden called…
But serious, “junkie chic” has gotta go for 99% of you. That’s because you’re not a junkie, nor are you chic. Project Mayhem would actually murk you posers, full on in your distressed, washed cheap leathers and beanies, running home to your Ikea nesting. This is a backhanded compliment. Take it and run.