1. On Merchandising and the Importance of Image Cultivation

    Remember when Richard Alpert visited John Locke, handed him six items and then asked “which already belongs to you”?  Yeah, well that has very little to do with the above image, but that shit gave me goose bumps.  What that image reminds me of, however, are those obnoxious "which one of the following three items doesn’t belong" tests administered by kindergarten teachers across the world.

    I mean, seriously?  Isaia, Balmain and…7 FOR ALL MANKIND…?!  Scanning this sale page is like taking a bad bitch home, pretty as fuck (Isaia), taking off her top to unveil an amazing set of hooters (Balmain), only to get down below and find out she has ass pimples or some other whack shit going on down there (you get the idea).

    Sorry, I just had to do it.  Long live NTB and all that jazz.

  2. Being in a wheelchair it's hard to find clothes that fit. Particularly pants as when you sit down pants hike up. This is compounded by the fact that I'm 6'6" & sz14/15 feet. I have some nice Paul & Shark shirts & sweaters, Ralph Lauren etc. Basically conservative but classy. What should I get for pants? What about footwear? I like Alden's.

    Not that I’m not sympathetic to you being in a wheelchair, I’m just confused as to why you would be in a different situation than anyone else with respect to pants hiking.  If your condition is permanent, I guess the solution would be to take less off the hem and wear longer pants, particularly if you are incapable of standing and spend your entire time in public sitting down.  If this is only temporary, suck it up and try not to do anything too drastic with respect to your leg game.

    Good luck, my man.  And just promise me you’ll never pull some bonehead shit like this jerk store.  

  3. "Nice try, ho." already exists. Haven't you seen manrepeller?

    You most definitely had difficulty on those “which one of the following does not belong with the others” quizzes in kindergarten.  Really?  You think Leandra’s schtick is to point out style faux pas and expose other bloggers as know-nothings?  Sure, she’s hilarious and good at what she does.  But she’s no Nice Try, Ho.  I’m shocked by your incompetence.