1. Sometimes I compare jawns coppery to that scene in LOTR when Merry is like ‘what about SECOND breakfast?’ The average dude is like ‘I already have a blue blazer,’ and we’re like ‘bitch, this is a periwinkle glenplaid with a 3/2 roll and double-vented. The other one I have is single-vented sky blue windowpane.’
    Jian DeLeon via gchat
  2. DEM SLEEVES!  DEM PANTS!  
Samwise Gamgee over here needs to invest in a tailor.  I know hobbits don’t usually wear suits, but this is day one shit, bro.  And what is up with those lapels?  Is that some sort of snake skin piping?  Shit looks like the detailing on Georgetown’s 1997 basketball jerseys.  

    DEM SLEEVES!  DEM PANTS!  

    Samwise Gamgee over here needs to invest in a tailor.  I know hobbits don’t usually wear suits, but this is day one shit, bro.  And what is up with those lapels?  Is that some sort of snake skin piping?  Shit looks like the detailing on Georgetown’s 1997 basketball jerseys.  

    (Source: hxd1900)