"Hit me with a side part," GQ instructs us to tell our barbers. While I think the side part can work, is it just me or is the guy's haircut in the magazine completely fucked up looking? Then I see the DB blazer and turtleneck coverage and I want to just completely destroy this month's issue and pretend it never happened. What's the deal here?
The picture is just awful. The part almost looks accidental, like the bedhead-side-part you wake up with sometimes after a long night of twisting, turning and drilling your head into your pillow like M. Bison. It looks like a bad joke the editors played on some over-aged super intern.
And while I agree with you on the DB, as evidenced by my deep hatred of said article of clothing, I’m going to disagree with you on the turtleneck. Sure, a $30 piece of shit will make you look like your seventh grade social studies teacher. But a $900 slightly darker black turtleneck can be sexy, and you might end up buying ten of them. It’s all relative.