You think that sweater is too big? NAH SON: that model is a member of a rare super-species of Hominidae that can stretch his torso into any shape he desires. The bacon-neck shirt that’s two sizes two big? Don’t ask, I have no idea what the fuck is going on there.
Doooooope ! i want them !
Ah man, you can’t find these bad boys anywhere. Apparently someone claiming to be from “the planet Zenn-La in the Deneb star system” came flying in on some sort of surfboard and jacked the entire production. Weird shit.