croissantsandcrosses:

Paris Street Style During Fashion Week. 

I’m going with two hours.  Two hours in that it took this schmuck on wheels two hours to get dressed that particular morning.  Everything about this kit is so meticulously and perfectly disheveled, it’s like the anti-sprezzatura.  Are you kidding me with the sleeves peeking from the cardigan peeking from the jacket?  Do the laws of physics cease to exist on his forearms?  And what about those socks?  No one in the world should be allowed to pull such a stunt unless protecting oneself from ticks while hiking or playing organized baseball, DAS IT!!