samuelpilot:

Tie and cravat combo? Not too sure if this works. 

Nice outfit, you lose a bet?

fusionkelvar:

velvet raindrops 

Velvet (moleskin?) on herringbone on silk on some crumpled up shirt you found under your bed? It’s kind of like a hockey goalie wearing  soccer shin pads, an outfielder’s mitt and swim trunks.  Come back to earth, dude.

I always wondered what happened to Dean Portman after Mighty Ducks 3.  

(Source: fuckyeahmilesmcmillan)

Most coats have at least 5 pockets.  Choosing to place your gloves in the breast pocket is the equivalent of trying to shove a pack of cigarettes into the coin pocket of a pair of trousers.  First impressions are everything, and anyone meeting you for the first time while gloves are hanging out of your breast pocket will assume you are an ostentatious moron oblivious to the fact your coat has at least 4 better options for said gloves.

(Source: formelle)