This shoes are made for walking,
Monk strap loafer by Valentino s/s 2012.
-Post by Hugo Lavín
If you were looking for a sign as to when you should jump off the monk strap craze, this is the #menswear equivalent of frog storms and all sorts of crazy pestilence. The end of days is nigh, and these shoes make me want to throw a puppy off a cliff.
Note: I love puppies. The above is just an excellent analogy as to how disgusted I am by these shoes. So please, spare the inbox flooding.
(Source: varonmag)
Militant
Surprised no one went all Tropic Thunder and opened fire on your ass. For serious, though, Halloween is on its way and you’re only like 50 pounds of glitter away from nailing the most original and underrated MJ to date—shit, who needs the fucking red jacket with some zippers?
Modern Military
Build the army-inspired look with a few hero items
Nobody ever told you that when you lay out kits like this it reminds us all of Crazy Legs from Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood?
Pocket square gotchu looking like a decorated soldier, boy. And can we put an end to low-vamp loafers? I mean, the uppers are so low…what’s next? These? Or you going peep-toe for SS ‘12? I know you did that whole womenswear “experiment,” but this is just wrong.
(Source: iqfashion, via tetinotete)