Pictured above is everyone’s favorite blogger, Dan the Man, stubbornly stuck in 2004, when the hoodie was considered to be appropriate for layering under a blazer. Not surprisingly, in that same year, Von Dutch was considered to be dope and Theo Ratliff led the NBA in blocks per game. He must own a DeLorean or something like that.
Hollywood has been desperately trying to turn this kid into a stylecon for a couple of years now, so there’s really no excuse for the bottom button x mammal toe combo. And don’t even get me started on that drab proletariat-inspired color palette—kid makes Mr. Rodgers look like Craig Sager for crying out loud.
Looks like he missed that lesson in tailoring, though. Those jeans are atrocious—looks like he inherited them from Manute Bol.
After spending over a decade playing professional basketball, it’s not surprising that Keith Van Horn would succumb to the drop-crotch pant. Nice socks, bro.
What’s more amazing is that Mr. Van Horn was on the cover of NBA Jam ‘99.
(Source: styleclicker.net, via epitomeofstreetstyle)