Pictured above is everyone’s favorite blogger, Dan the Man, stubbornly stuck in 2004, when the hoodie was considered to be appropriate for layering under a blazer. Not surprisingly, in that same year, Von Dutch was considered to be dope and Theo Ratliff led the NBA in blocks per game. He must own a DeLorean or something like that.
Hollywood has been desperately trying to turn this kid into a stylecon for a couple of years now, so there’s really no excuse for the bottom button x mammal toe combo. And don’t even get me started on that drab proletariat-inspired color palette—kid makes Mr. Rodgers look like Craig Sager for crying out loud.
(Source: thesearemyfashiondreams)
Lessons
in Layering
Looks like he missed that lesson in tailoring, though. Those jeans are atrocious—looks like he inherited them from Manute Bol.

After spending over a decade playing professional basketball, it’s not surprising that Keith Van Horn would succumb to the drop-crotch pant. Nice socks, bro.
What’s more amazing is that Mr. Van Horn was on the cover of NBA Jam ‘99.
(Source: styleclicker.net, via epitomeofstreetstyle)
you are my fucking hero.