Yo MacGyver, you run out of belts or something?  You going to lace up your shoes with an Ethernet cord next?  Or how bout some diamond encrusted worsted vicuna elbow patches for that oxford?   

#uGlad StreetFSN cut your head off on this one, right?

(Source: ultrabora-elite)

themoderngentleman:

I’m wearing my new jeans and v-neck today.

I’m also wearing a sweater when it’s 102°F outside.

Unfortunately, admitting your sartorial sins doesn’t absolve you from them.  Really, a cardigan and denim in 102° heat?  I bet you work socks, too, right?  You have sickle cell or somethin?

(Source: sweetbabypaul)