1. harveyquinn:

I need to stop using Instagram and write more interesting shit

He gots dem pajama jeans, kiddie sized.  With pants that tight, you can drink all the Arizona iced tea you want, because nothing you do can have a more detrimental effect on your sperm count than those bad boys.
Yes, I’m saying that if you want to have kids someday you should probably loosen up a bit.
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    harveyquinn:

    I need to stop using Instagram and write more interesting shit

    He gots dem pajama jeans, kiddie sized.  With pants that tight, you can drink all the Arizona iced tea you want, because nothing you do can have a more detrimental effect on your sperm count than those bad boys.

    Yes, I’m saying that if you want to have kids someday you should probably loosen up a bit.

    (Source: thingsishouldhavelearnedbynow)