“I’ve never actually seen one before, but some guy I sorta knew from prep school told me that a friend of his lives in Williamsburg and can say with certainty that hipsters smell, so I’m trying to shit myself to complete the whole look.  And yeah, dad’s totally gonna flip when he sees that I pierced my ears—not very Milford, I know!”

(Source: anthonycalisterio)

artisticpride:

getting this baby

Color’s a little off, but I think you’re on your way to an amazing Halloween costume.

(Source: slut-spectrum)