This is about as flattering as Philadelphia commissioning a statue of Rocky Balboa being knocked out by a no-name lightweight amateur. Oh, Paris.
“DTF has a new meaning: Down to Formal!”—Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino on his new line of formal wear. More info on the Jersey Shore star’s seriously-this-is-not-a-joke fashion endeavor here.
Mr. Sorrentino resembles the progeny of generations of cross-breeding between Troll dolls, Balboas and genetically enhanced roosters. Years from now, grammar schools will teach their students about this hideous new creature—Catholic schools that subscribe to scientific creationism will refer to him as humanity’s middle finger to God.
I don’t care how much of a paisan you are, going shirtless under a peacoat is the equivalent of hanging out with Johnny Knoxville sans cup: not only are you just plain stupid, you’ll end up being really, really uncomfortable at some point.
Edit: @EightinHand hollered and spit knowledge: this is not a peacoat. As the man points out, it’s “too long, too lightweight, and has details (like the breat pocket) that aren’t found on peacoats.” Oh, the perils of Tumbling at 7:00 a.m—double breasted topcoat it is.