1. mensweartrumps: it’s a scarf thing Looks like that shit was made by some 87 year old arthritic at the Silver Acres rest home for crying out loud.  Not only that, but his lymph glands must be on hyperdrive if he’s wearing a knit scarf in shorts-appropriate weather cot damn!  
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    mensweartrumps:

    it’s a scarf thing

    Looks like that shit was made by some 87 year old arthritic at the Silver Acres rest home for crying out loud.  Not only that, but his lymph glands must be on hyperdrive if he’s wearing a knit scarf in shorts-appropriate weather cot damn!  

    July 26, 2012
  2. They strike, wrap around you. Hold you tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode. 

    They strike, wrap around you. Hold you tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode. 

    (Source: khakiandsurplus)

    November 22, 2011
  3. hipsterloli: very creative I’d be mean muggin’ too if someone stole my scarf and I had to resort to wearing a jacket around my neck because I spent my last dime on a stupid haircut.  
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    hipsterloli:

    very creative

    I’d be mean muggin’ too if someone stole my scarf and I had to resort to wearing a jacket around my neck because I spent my last dime on a stupid haircut.  

    November 21, 2011
  4. If only he spent this much deliberation when buying jeans he may actually be wearing a pair that fit.  And that whole 18th century English magician look has to go—I wouldn’t be surprised if he was going to juggle those tomatoes and pull that scarf out of his mouth at some little girl’s fifth birthday party later that night.

    If only he spent this much deliberation when buying jeans he may actually be wearing a pair that fit.  And that whole 18th century English magician look has to go—I wouldn’t be surprised if he was going to juggle those tomatoes and pull that scarf out of his mouth at some little girl’s fifth birthday party later that night.

    (Source: swstark)

    October 16, 2011

  5. Please enlighten me, as I have pondered this many times - how is the scarf meant to be worn (on a man)? I assume this varies depending on length?

    Don’t sweat this one out, brother. Just wrap that bad boy around your neck a few times, tuck it into your coat and be on your way.

    Over-thinking the scarf is tragic.  It should only serve two purposes: to keep you warm and not make you look ridiculous (see above).  That being said, save the scarf for days when you truly need it and leave it at home when debating whether it would look be too restrictive over your lightweight cardigan on a warm fall day in San Diego.  

    October 12, 2011
  6. Is that a scarf or a neck brace, brah?

    Is that a scarf or a neck brace, brah?

    (Source: broptimus-prime)

    September 7, 2011
  7. I don’t know if we’ll ever really know where to draw the line when it comes to blazers and shorts, but I do know that this train wreck has clearly crossed it.  There is absolutely nothing flattering about this man’s legs, and the striped ankle socks do nothing but accentuate this problem.  And that scarf?  My God that scarf—the only way you could make that thing look any worse is if you were to wear it as some sort of ridiculous anklekerchief.  

    I don’t know if we’ll ever really know where to draw the line when it comes to blazers and shorts, but I do know that this train wreck has clearly crossed it.  There is absolutely nothing flattering about this man’s legs, and the striped ankle socks do nothing but accentuate this problem.  And that scarf?  My God that scarf—the only way you could make that thing look any worse is if you were to wear it as some sort of ridiculous anklekerchief.  

    (via mensweartrumps)

    September 6, 2011
  8. thoughtsandviews: How a scarf should be worn without looking overly fruity. How can you comment on that shitty little “scarf” without taking note that that jacket is entirely too large for our deep, contemplative model?  Further, that “scarf” looks like a sleeve ripped off an American Apparel thermal.  So where does that get us?  Well, for starters, homeboy is 0 for 2.  But beyond that, the real problem is that this photo generated 131 notes, and not a single one of them realized how awful this guy looks.   

    thoughtsandviews:

    How a scarf should be worn without looking overly fruity.

    How can you comment on that shitty little “scarf” without taking note that that jacket is entirely too large for our deep, contemplative model?  Further, that “scarf” looks like a sleeve ripped off an American Apparel thermal.  So where does that get us?  Well, for starters, homeboy is 0 for 2.  But beyond that, the real problem is that this photo generated 131 notes, and not a single one of them realized how awful this guy looks.   

    August 2, 2011
  9. There is something incredibly stupid looking about a scarf under a blazer/jacket.  Otherwise, I’d have cosigned this all day.  

    There is something incredibly stupid looking about a scarf under a blazer/jacket.  Otherwise, I’d have cosigned this all day.  

    (Source: tetinotete)

    July 17, 2011