Seersucker, is that you I see.
Never forget to carry a pair of back-up shades, especially when you are rocking a seersucker double-breasted with shorts, you know, because that’s definitely indicative of someone who spends his time balling completely out of control.
Seersucker suits in the 21st century - yea or nay?

Seersucker is a little like Jack Black: tolerable, and even kind of dope, when limited to cameo appearances, but abso-fucking-lutely horrendous when allowed to star in a feature-length film.