Seersucker, is that you I see.
Never forget to carry a pair of back-up shades, especially when you are rocking a seersucker double-breasted with shorts, you know, because that’s definitely indicative of someone who spends his time balling completely out of control.
I live in williamsburg so i hate be stereotyped a hipster. as a brooklynite i go to lots of shows and im getting ready for coachella. when deciding on shorts how short is too short for a straight man
If you can’t sit down without your nuts poppin’ out, you’ve taken things a bit too far, whether gay or straight. Real talk, it’s kind of adorable to think that it’s 2012 and people still believe that straight men should, by default, wear longer shorts than gay dudes, as if the length of your shorts is some sort of scarlet letter signifying to the world just how much you enjoy taking foreskin in your mouth.
I don’t know if we’ll ever really know where to draw the line when it comes to blazers and shorts, but I do know that this train wreck has clearly crossed it. There is absolutely nothing flattering about this man’s legs, and the striped ankle socks do nothing but accentuate this problem. And that scarf? My God that scarf—the only way you could make that thing look any worse is if you were to wear it as some sort of ridiculous anklekerchief.