The #mewelry movement got errbody thinking outside the box to make the most original, creative bracelets in town. Take this guy: couldn’t convince his girlfriend to explore her sexuality, so he made a bracelet. And if she tried it once, all the better—he’ll always carry a piece of her on him forever. How adorable!
You know ol’ boy caught shit at the office that morning for the urine yellow cardigan. His response?
“I gotta wear this piece of shit sometime soon before my wife realizes I hate her Christmas present.”
Random Florence Street Shot
One must wonder: is this just an unflattering photo of the gentleman on the left or does he indeed have way too much fabric in the upper back of his jacket? Or maybe he recently hit the gym and shed some pounds. Who knows.
But notice how much better the jacket homie on the right is wearing fits.
Pinching and raising the neck of a jacket is usually done to correct collar flaws. However, any time I have had my neck pinched and raised, I’ve noticed a better fit across the back as well. You’d think this Florentine gentleman would have gotten that fixed, whether by pinch and raise or some other technique.
In any event, nice bag, bro.
4 looks from the Rick Owens Spring 2012 Menswear collection. He may have invented the 4-piece suit, which I think is a fantastic and amazing advancement in mens fashion. I would wear anything from this collection. Just divine. And the incorporation of tunics is amazing. I must have a mans tunic. Must.
Ain’t no party like a toga party.
Nah, just kidding. Toga parties suck, unless you’re 17, go to a state school and still think shots of 151 is badass. But I did hear that these garments come with a free lobotomy. You know, because after you purchase such a hideous piece of “clothing,” you’d wish you were lobotomized.