followthelotuseaters:

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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.  You must first find me a woman that can remove my suit with her teeth before I give this comment any credence.  

D&G all on that Dwight McCarthy red sneakers FUCK ERRBODY tip.  Unless you are a DJ or some other member of the of the homosteezien species, if you wear a DB suit, or any suit for that matter, please slip on appropriate footwear.  Nothing egregious here, I actually (GASP) kind of like it, just don’t try this at home unless you have the goods to back it up.

(Source: confessionsofatrueaddict)

Dog, looks like you can stuff two midgets inside your pant legs.  

(Source: torontoman)

The #mewelry movement got errbody thinking outside the box to make the most original, creative bracelets in town.  Take this guy: couldn’t convince his girlfriend to explore her sexuality, so he made a bracelet.  And if she tried it once, all the better—he’ll always carry a piece of her on him forever.  How adorable!

(via whatlifecouldlooklike)

You know ol’ boy caught shit at the office that morning for the urine yellow cardigan.  His response?  

“I gotta wear this piece of shit sometime soon before my wife realizes I hate her Christmas present.”

WOOF.

(Source: suit-swag)

ethandesu:

Random Florence Street Shot

One must wonder: is this just an unflattering photo of the gentleman on the left or does he indeed have way too much fabric in the upper back of his jacket?  Or maybe he recently hit the gym and shed some pounds.  Who knows.

But notice how much better the jacket homie on the right is wearing fits.  

Pinching and raising the neck of a jacket is usually done to correct collar flaws.  However, any time I have had my neck pinched and raised, I’ve noticed a better fit across the back as well.  You’d think this Florentine gentleman would have gotten that fixed, whether by pinch and raise or some other technique.

In any event, nice bag, bro.

(Source: ethandesu)