Leopold Maria Pesch
Unbutton your suit jacket when you take a seat. This will prevent unsightly lines in the fabric which is caused by stress on the buttons. Otherwise, you end up running the risk of looking like a television broadcaster (which is never a good thing).
My homie Jon sportin’ his new custom made suit by Proper Suit - San Francisco.
Oh yeah, suit’s dope, blah blah blah…but it looks like your homie Jon woke up late for work and, forced to bypass his morning brew, sleepily forgot he was wearing a navy suit with brown shoes.
Black tie, really? This is day one shit, bro.
EDIT: Guys, guys, guys: READING COMPREHENSION. Navy and brown is beautiful; I’m beefing with the black tie. Looks like y’all are bypassing your morning brew, too.
From the rack in the background, I pray mig meech over here got that suit from a yard sale as someone else’s trash and not from a retailer at full price. Buttons that close together and a giganto overlapping ticket pocket? Whoever constructed that suit has about as much design prowess as Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.