1. Don't know if you've got any ladies in your life who currently pass the door test, but if you do/did what gift would you like to receive? Make it interesting with a money is no object gift and a more reasonable gift.

    If homegirl can’t afford my svpply.com SS ‘12 Grail Kit pictured above, bitch better be gettin’ me a year’s supply of Gummy Bears.  There’s nothing unreasonable about any of this.